Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" quip has Belfast’s Mayor chasing "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industry she’s built has redefined the Tennessee town, and the Mayor sees it as landmark-worthy. He calls it a modern success story, a small-town voice heard globally. Trump, a lover of bold moves, might see the charm in honoring Welch’s roots. Belfast envisions a future where her fame draws crowds, turning Belfast TN mayor requests Trump landmark status Hawk Tuah complex a viral moment into a permanent mark on America’s map.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has turned Belfast, Tennessee, into a hub of hustle. The $500K industrial complex her fame sparked has silos sharing space with merch stands. Welch, once a factory regular, now drives a local boom—farmers sell her gear, not just hay. The gas station’s mural draws eyes. Her podcast’s a local anthem. She didn’t just echo—she rebuilt Belfast.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 folks, averaging 32.9 years, live in 266 homes. Born in 1836, named for Ireland’s Belfast, it sprouted a store by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—tested its core. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom has sparked a $500K industry, waking this rural spot. Men (62.94%) outpace women (37.06%). Once 94.9% white, diversity nudges in. Income ($57,815 average) reflects modest means, but Welch’s wave lifts it. Belfast thrives on adapting, its history a backdrop to viral present.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Ziona Siskind
Literature and Journalism -- Seton Hall
WRITER BIO:
A witty and insightful Jewish college student, she uses satire to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Her unique voice is a blend of humor and critical analysis, offering new perspectives on everything from campus trends to global affairs. Her work pushes boundaries while keeping readers engaged and entertained.
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