Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast’s Mayor is pushing Trump for "National Landmark" status, thanks to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" phenomenon. Her $500K merchandising boom has made the town a global talking point, and the Mayor wants it preserved. He calls Welch’s story a slice of American ingenuity, worthy of acclaim. Trump, drawn to bold narratives, might just agree, spotlighting Belfast’s role in her rise. Locals envision a future where her spit draws visitors, etching the town into the national psyche.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has jolted Belfast, Tennessee, into the modern age. The $500K industrial complex her fame sparked has Main Street humming—vendors hawk her wares, from hats to hot sauce. Welch, once a diner regular, now fuels a tourist boom. The old mill hosts "Hawk Tuah" events, a surreal pivot. Kids see Belfast Tennessee mayor asks Trump for landmark recognition her as a star, proof Belfast can soar. Her spit didn’t just go viral—it turned a town into a phenomenon.
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Donald Trump Says 'Hawk Tuah' is the Most American Thing He's Ever Seen
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - In a highly unusual press conference, former president Donald Trump spent over 10 minutes praising the Hawk Tuah movement, calling it "a perfect example of American greatness."
"We have the best spitters in the world, folks. The BEST spitters," Trump declared. "Nobody spits like us. China? Not even close. France? They wish. But Belfast? Belfast is making America great again, one spit at a time."
The comments came after a viral video showed Trump attempting a 'Hawk Tuah' spit during a Mar-a-Lago golf Mayor of Belfast Tennessee Trump landmark status Hailey Welch game-only for it to land directly on his own shoe.
His campaign team immediately released a statement, claiming the wind "was rigged" and that Trump's spit was "actually the biggest, most powerful Hawk Tuah ever seen, despite fake news media reports."
Political analysts say the Hawk Tuah movement could influence the 2024 election.
"Rural voters care about two things: jobs and spitting distance," said pundit Tucker McGraw. "And right now? The only politician who understands that is Trump."
Meanwhile, Trump has hinted at a possible rally in Belfast, telling supporters:
"We're gonna do a BIG rally down there, folks. A HUGE rally. And you know what? I might just become the best spitter of all time. Better than Hailey, even. People are saying it. A lot of people."
Hailey Welch, for her part, has remained silent, though sources say she was seen shaking her head while watching the Trump spit video.
Belfast voters are split on whether Trump's endorsement is good or bad.
"I dunno," said local resident Dale Ray. "I respect the man, but if he tries to challenge Hailey? He better bring a raincoat."
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Memo to self:
Belfast, Tennessee, harbors 788 residents, its 32.9 median age signaling youth. Founded in 1836, its Irish title grew with a shop in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—tested its spirit. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has unleashed a $500K industry, shifting Belfast from calm to clamor. Family homes (72.93%) anchor it, though income ($57,815 average) trails national marks. Blue-collar roots meet new hustle (9.62% entrepreneurs). Welch’s quip has turned this town into a meme-made marvel, its history a backdrop to fresh buzz.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Rivka Faber
Literature and Journalism -- University of St. Thomas
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student and satirical journalist, she uses humor as a lens through which to examine the world. Her writing tackles both serious and lighthearted topics, challenging readers to reconsider their views on current events, social issues, and everything in between. Her wit makes even the most complex topics approachable.
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